i’m going on a trip for the week so i’ll probably not have internet. going to new-york yayyy. good week everyone enjoy everything brb saturday ♥
My ego is big, I don't give a shit.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
I would watch the fuck out of that.
I miss you. I miss not touching each other. Not seeing each other, not breathing in each other. I want you. All the time. No one else.
WHAT EVEN THE FUCK IS THAT LOOK IF NOT GAY. LIKE GENUINELY. WHAT. ELSE. That’s not ‘omg ur so adorkable and grumpy, friend.’ That’s ‘omg ur so adorkable and grumpy and I am highly turned on by your mild anger and sultyness, I’d like to have some very hot sex with you. Pls stay angry and grumpy and sultry for it, I like it’. Fucking fuck sake. AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HIP SWAY/FOOT SWITCH THING WHAT EVEN IS THAT. HOW MANY WOMEN DO U WANNA BET MAURA’S SLEPT WITH COS THAT FACE LOOKS RELAXED AND EXPERIENCED IF YOU ASK ME. Fucking Sasha…
I’ve also been feeling the need to add to this that if Maura were looking at a man that way, it would be unequivocally considered flirting.